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Back with Friday club talking more nonsense about nothing, including Jons bullock drop, secret fears, toothbrush trouble, and Tupi translations. 

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Big Sam joins us for the first episode of series 18, talking through the devastating effects of losing the England job, building from the ground up at Bolton, not getting out of the blocks at Newcastl...

Back with another Friday club talking parenting fails, imaginary murders, dodgy dogging and outrageous remarks. 

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It's Friday down the club with more discussions about obscure fetishes, delayed flights, too much dog, and an over sized hats.
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It's Friday down the club with more discussions about poor hygiene, holiday romances, top notch tupies, and supermarket mishaps. 
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Friday Club is back touching on more hot topics this week including Olympic todgers, Gary Neville's DJ set, swingers hotels, and umbrella down the urethral .   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

More hot topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including more world class tuppies, interesting characters, return of the traps, Olympic predicaments.
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All the hottest topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including TORN hamstrings, mucky mother-in-laws, return of the traps, and world class puppies. 
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all the hottest topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including concert smuggling, naughty neighbours, more mishaps in Barcelona, and forget Cilla, new kings of match making are in town...

It's Friday down the club and the hottest of topics are being discussed once again, including Englands euro exit, Jon's holiday sandwich routine, Jon's swimming pool hygiene and Jon's parenting skills...

This week The German come down begins, more relationship advice, prank calls, foreign taxi rides, and some shocking news from a local hospital.  
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This week we're discussing the aftermath of the Germany trip, Welsh camper eruptions, misplaced sex toys and the mystery of the missing passport
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The Euro adventure continues. Jons having mattress trouble, everyones lost, arm wrestle victories, and the tommies are off the charts. 
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Jon pulled off a worldie, shit himself, and the Mushrooms are out. The European tour has begun with a Friday Club on the campsite.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking tin can camper vans, lost passports, Portuguese brothels, and the revenge attack strikes back .
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It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking hypoglycaemia, revenge attacks, car crashes, & 8,12,16,20 dilemmas . 
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It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking Vegas baths, all inclusive, forbidden videos, birth control and camper van cleaning products. 
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Tony Cottee is with us for this week's episode talking through his glory days at West Ham, Everton and Leicester. Including Stringfellow's with McAvennie, Howard Kendal's brothel, Malaysian tax bills,...

Friday Club is back for episode 12. Talking Parky's mishap in the Valleys, playoffs on a mobile, mammograms and anonymous projectiles.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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European golden shoe winner Kevin Phillips is with us this week, talking through that partnership with Niall Quinn, abuse in Greggs, Guinness hats, mad man Kevin Ball, Olly's breakfast, and the tricky...

Back once again with another Friday club, discussing more heavy issues, including proposals, paybacks, roman helmets, Warners helmet, and Dion Dublin's dance moves. 
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Paul Lambert is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rise from Motherwell yo winning the Champions League with Dortmund in 12 months, the pressure of the ten in a row Old For...

More hot topics covered in this week's Friday Club. Including three more traps, a premature surprise, cuts in the carpet, and unwanted hotel gifts.  

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Stephen Warnock is with us this week lifting the lid on the £200k error that kept him out of the Champions League final squad. Rafa's on the sh*t list, Big Sam's on the stag do, and don't mention Gerr...

More hot topics covered in this week's Friday Club. Including more doorbell trumps, Swedish ballerina's, pointing Jon, Auld Lang Syne and bluetooth mishaps. 

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Karl Colley, AKA The Non-League Cantona is with us this week talking through his double life as professional footballer and hooligan. Discussing sackings at Sheffield Wednesday, bullying at Newcastle,...

Friday Club appologies. We were a tad tipsy for this one. 😬
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Tim Sherwood is in the hot-seat this week, discussing the Premier League winning captains club, smashing Elton John, David Batty's disappearance,  Colin Hendry's scraps,  Jack Grealish off the rails, ...

Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of marathon preparation.
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James Collins is with us this week, talking nicknames, loving a bit of claret, Big Sam's Dubai trips, Martin O'Neils days off, fall outs with Gerard Houllier, and what ever you do...Don't hit Andy Car...

Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of marathon preparation. 
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Dave Hodgson is with us this week, discussing his negotiation tactics when becoming the UK's highest paid footballer, fall outs before the European Cup final, Liverpool regrets, dodgy deals, and the c...

Friday Club is back for another week, and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking wedding issues, best man speeches, aeroplane etiquette, and more trumping troubles.
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Nick Anderton is with us this week sharing his inspirational story of a promising career cut unexpectedly short - including full kit wankers, the Cheltenham sprint, body shots, Joey Barton's wheel and...

Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking more relationship issues, trumping troubles and match-day partners.
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Lee Trundle is with us this week, talking through his rise from Sunday league  to the Championship football. including the showboat stopwatch, cup final t-shirts,  faces on thongs and animal yoga. 
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Back once again for another Friday club. Talk very little football but some extremely important relationship advice.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mark Hateley joins us this week talking through his incredible rise from Championship Portsmouth to San Siro hero and Rangers legend. Including Ringo's Blockbuster card, standing up the Pope, James Bo...

Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag hard this week. Talking rip off vets, The Noshers on tour, holy socks, and some top notch relationship advice,
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Chris Lumsdon is with us this week, spilling the beans on his time coming through the ranks at Sunderland, getting distracted in Ibiza, and finding the love at Carlisle Utd. Including a jazz mag surpr...

Friday Club is back for another week, and no one still has a clue what's going on. Not much football, AGAIN. but we hit the mailbag to learn more about white dog sh*t, relationship advice and falling ...

Jason McAteer is back for part 2, talking his ongoing tension with Roy Keane, the rise of the Spice Boys, Roy Evans' demise, fall outs with Graham Souness, Surprise Surprise with Mark Hatley, Roy Kean...

Here it is - Friday Club, and no one has a clue what's going on. Not much football, but a vat of absolute nonsense being spun for 45 minutes. We're talking swimming pool misdemeanours, Dan from Nottin...

Great to be back with series 17 as Jason McAteer joins us to talk through his rags to riches rise from non-league to the World Cup in just three & a half years. Talking Bruce Rioch's life lessons, 'ne...

Great to get the squad back together ahead of the official start of series 17 next week. Touching on all the usual hot topics, including Parky's weight loss, Netflix premiers, the state of public tran...

Browny's old man Bomber Brown is with us for this week's Patreon episode. Talking through his rise from the streets of Peterlee to hallowed turf of Roker Park and St James's, including Sunderland deli...

Bobby Zamora is with us for the final episode of the series, Talking retiring Ian Holloway, putting Sol Campbell on his backside, offending the Fulham fans and turning down Liverpool, and the chance t...

Saša Ilić is with us for this week's episode with one of the craziest/inspirational stories we've had to date. Talking though his time representing the Yugoslavian national team, making his journey to...

Greg Halford is with us for this week's episode, talking through his recent diagnosis, his multiple moves, Mental strength, fall outs with Roy Keane,  Neil Warnock's genius, Stuart Pearce' lies & Stev...

Dave/Harry/Mike Bassett is with us for this week's episode talking through Parky's start at Barnsley, the rise of Wimbledon's Crazy Gang, handling Billy Whitehurst &  Vinnie Jones and being sacked on ...

John Gregory is with us for this weeks episode talking through is career as a player and manager at   Northampton, Aston Villa, QPR, Derby and Brighton. Including, Mr Ticklers marathon, shock appointm...

Lee Howey is with us this week. Talking retirement at 20, a Belgium resurgence, playing for his boyhood club, fall outs with Stan Tenant, Glen Little's driving skills, excessive drinking and life afte...

Brain Horton is with us for this week's episode talking though his 2000 game career at Brighton , Port Vale, Luton, Man City & Hull. Including Parky's time keeping, working for the Maxwell Corporation...

Leroy Lita is with this week, talking Cilla Black's surprise, going off radar, Plasma Kung fu, and analysis naps.
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Graham Westley is with us for his showdown with Parky this weeks. Talking, autobiography fibs, Trundles trunk, Wilder's nipple pinch, Murderball, and superstitions.
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Former Bolton, Bury and Southampton winger David Lee is with us this week, talking replacing Matt Le Tissier, Alan Shearer's map, Terry Hurlock's ash tray & Uri Geller's spoons
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Julio Arca is with us for this week's episode talking through his tough transition arriving in the North East from Argentina at 18 and working his way into the Sunderland first team, before moving ont...

Mark O'Brien is with us this week sharing his unbelievable story from making his debut at Derby at 16 to overcoming two major heart surgeries and scoring that vital goal that kept Newport County in th...

Dorking Wanderers, owner, chairman and manager Marc White is with us for this week's episode share his and the clubs unbelievable story from park football to the cusp of League 2. Including Coach Badg...

Former referee Mark Halsey is with us for this week's episode talking through his love for Man City, battles with Craig Bellamy, choice words for Rio Ferdinand, dealing with Marouane Fellaini and the ...

Scott Laird is with us for this weeks episode talking through his career including Plymouth, Stevenage, Preston and beyond. Including Westley's imaginary dumbbells, 2am texts, Chris Wilder prank calls...

The regular series is back with a bang as Lee Sharpe talks through his turbulent relationship with Sir Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane's jeweller, Gary Palister's right hook, Eric Cantona's Kung Fu Kick and ...

Matt Elliot is with us this week for the final episode of the series. Talking the Torquey Tipplers, Justin Fashanu's sheepskin, Oxford Utd's shooter, long distance Chineses, Martin O'Neil signing Zine...

Paul Caddis is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from the Celtic academy to peeing with Thierry Henry, wrestling with Thomas Gravesen and eating vegan Ice Cream with Paolo Di Ca...

Adebayo Akinfenwa is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rising from the cultural challenges of Lithuanian football, to Championship football.
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Steven Caulker is with us for this weeks episode talking through his rollercoaster career from playing for England & turning down a contract with Tottenham, to losing it all and struggling to find a c...

Former Man Utd and England masseur Rod Thornley is with us this week, talking... Sir Alex's spies, Mourinho's Pranks, Ronaldo exchanging a Porsche for a date, the England dressing room split, and Roon...

Jason Lee is with us for this week's episode, talking the effects Fantasy Football on his career, David Baddiel's apology, vendettas on the field, axe fights off it, and Steve Evans teaching Gazza the...

Peter Swan brings the chaos in this week's episode. Talking, nights out with Robbie Williams, stand off's with Stan Ternent, punch-up's with Neil Warnock, Wembley Preparation and disappearing X-Rays. ...

Former Man Utd, Barnsley, QPR, Exeter, Rotherham and Bury forward Daniel Nardiello is with us for this week's episode. Talking, Man Utd Initiations, Dwight Yorke's golden tickets, John Gregory's high ...

From one hard man to another as Mick Harford follows Kevin Ball this week, talking old school dark arts, nunchuck nights out, tunnel intimidation and a Cockney rhyming night on the tiles. 
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Notorious hard man Kevin Ball is with us for this week's episode talking running with the hooligans as a youth, battles on and off the field, convincing the FA he was just misunderstood, lost flip flo...

Nicky Eaden is with us for this week's episode. Talking his rise through the Barnsley ranks, forcing moves, attempted fights with Steve Bruce & players wanting to throw games to get the manager the sa...

Danny Simpson is back for part two this week. Reflecting on that incredible Premier League winning season with Leicester, fall-outs with Ranieri, Dates with Miss California and dealing with life after...

Danny Simpson is with us this week for part one of a double parter. Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Man Utd, Post Champions League bombshells, Sir Alex's spies, life on loan, and ...

Canadian International David Edgar is with us this week, talking through his time coming through ranks at Newcastle, signing for Owen Coyle at Burnley and the career threatening golf cart crash that n...

Tony Pulis is with us for the first episode of the new series. Talking, trying to get Parky to lose weight, chilled out Ricardo, Bill Whizz Traoré, £120m Peter Crouch and canceling Christmas parties i...

Bringing our 2022 to a close with a look back at some of the best Patreon stories of the last 6 months. 
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Back to the UK with a bump, as we freeze our knackers off in the build up to Englands World Cup quarter final v France,  talking through Brazil's dancing, Jude and Jordans partnership, Ronaldo having ...

The final day of our World Cup adventure. Reacting to England v Wales, our trip to the England training camp, and the atmosphere in and around Qatar so far.
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Day Six of our World Cup journey. Reacting to England v USA, our trip to the England training camp, and the atmosphere in and around Qatar so far
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Day Three of our World Cup journey reacting to the ticket shambles at the England v Iran game and the atmosphere in Qatar
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Day one of our World Cup journey is finally here. Browny and Chrissy hit Dubai and the Abu Dhabi Grand Pix hard whilst Parky is stuck in Doncaster.  Next stop Qatar!!
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Kieran Trippier is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from Burley to La Legia champion. Including Eddie Howes sheep herding,  Pochettino's hot coals, Diego Simeone's one to ones ...

Luke Varney is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from non-league to premier league. Including presents in his wash bag, pigs in locker, Burglaries with Bywater and stag do's wit...

David Stockdale is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from non-league to the Premier League and the England squad. Including, Parky's bribes, Jimmy Bullard's late night phone-in,...

Coyyyyyleeee: Owen Coyle is with us for this week's episode, talking through the highlights of his playing career, his managerial philosophy, dealing with stick from the fans, Bisto Brews and head ten...

David Cotterill is with us for this week's episode, talking, Cardiff & Swansea rivalry, Toshak's Little Buggers, spanking Craig Bellamy and Gareth Bales Haribo's
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Craig Bromfield shares his incredible story of being taken in by Brian Clough and his family whilst still manager of Nottingham Forest.  
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David Hillier is with us for this week's episode. Talking, baggage theft, failed drugs tests, Bruce Rioch knife fights, an impeccable Patrick Vieira, Martin Allen's fangs and Paul Merson's bum hole. 
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Leon McKenzie is with us for this week's episode, talking Steve Coppell's influence, Iain Dowie's swimming, training ground scraps, racial abuse & dealing with his struggles after sport.
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Craig Hignett is with us for this week's episode, talking through his playing career at Crewe, Middlesbrough, Aberdeen, Barnsley and Blackburn before moving into management and coaching back at Boro a...

Malcolm Christie concludes his emotional journey in this week's part two, talking through his move from Derby County to Middlesbrough, dealing with Imposter syndrome, mistreated injuries, more mistrea...

Malcom Christie is with us for this week's episode. In part one Malcom talks through his rise from supermarket shelf stacker to his first premier league, including; stuntman agents, struggling to adju...

Don Goodman is with us for this week's episode talking through his recovery from the Bradford fire disaster, commentary favouritism, Billy Whitehurst, Mick McCarthy, and importing cars to Japan. 
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#PaddyLacey is with us for this weeks episode talking through his incredible journey from Liverpool's academy to a failed drugs test, prison and now on the journey to a world title fight. 
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Former referee #KevinLynch is with us for the first episode of the new series talking European bribes, pitch invasions, angry pie men and showdowns with Roy Keane and Ian Wright.
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Bring on the bromance! Browny's best buddy Tommy Spurr is with us this week talking through his career at Sheffield Wednesday, Doncaster, Preston, Blackburn, and Fleetwood, covering his clashes with G...

We bring series 13 to a close with a look back at our favourite moments and the Patreon best bits of 2022. 
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BradleyOrr is back for part two talking through his time dealing with Adel Taarabt at QPR, his nightmare move to #BlackburnRovers, the venomous abuse of Steve Keane, the troubles from the board and th...

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